
There are two men in my life. My amazing wonderful incredibly handsome fiancé Michael, and a midnight black cat named Bruce. Bruce (like Michael) has my heart. My whole heart. He has scratched and clawed his way in to the very deepest recesses and there he shall remain. How he came to join our family is a great story, and like any great story it is a love story. A love between cat and human. But I digress - you probably want to hear the story...
Let's rewind the clock back about a year and half. The year is 2009. It is a crisp fall day in Texas. Blue skies and a slight chill in the air. A man and a woman (we'll call them Laurel and Michael) are driving around town, blissfully unaware that their lives are about to be forever altered. Across town in an obscure tiny little pet shop, a kitten, black as night with satellite ears and a purr as loud as a lion, waits. Praying and hoping for some poor unsuspecting human to come and take him away.
(Back to the poor, unsuspecting humans)... Let's listen in as this fateful tale unfolds...
"Let's get a cat," the naive humans say to each other! "OK," they both unwittingly agree. In that moment with those few simple words the wheels of fate were set in motion...
(Back at the pet shop) The coal colored kitten sleeps peacefully, tangled amongst his fellow roommate. He dreams of warm fires and hands to pet him.
Enter the humans...
"Aww, they are all so cute! Lets take them all!!" Laurel pleads.

"No Laurel, No..." replies Michael.
"Oh, fine."
The kitten stirs, wondering if his ears have deceived him. Could it be true? Could the humans really have come at last? He rouses. Stretching in all his silky black finery, he purrs like he has never purred before.
"Oh he looks cool!" says Michael,
spotting the not so subtle display.
"Oh he IS cute!" agrees Laurel.
Another human, one the kitten has seen before arrives to present the kitten to the humans. She places the kitten in the waiting arms of the girl with an all too knowing smile. The helpful human has seen this before and knows exactly how the story ends. Laurel turns to face the black ball of fur now resting in her arms, and in a single instant she was smitten with this big eared, shiny furred ball of fluff. Instant bonds wrapped themselves around her tender heart with chains as thick as steel. The kitten looked at her with equal love. Unwillingly Laurel relinquished the kitten to Michael and once again the bonds of love were forged thick as steel. Love filled Michael's manly heart, and the kitten felt just the same once again. This kitten had the humans smitten, but they had no idea that what they held in their hands was a force greater than nature. They had no idea that when they brought the large eared black ball of fear home that their lives would be changed completely...

"What should we name him?" Michael asked.
"Hmmm, I don't know." replied Laurel just as stumped.
"How about Bruce?"
"What?"
"You know, Bruce! Like Bruce Wayne. Doesn't he look just like Batman?!"
"He does!!!!" Laurel attempts between fits of giggles.
"Sooo Bruce?"
"Bruce Wayne the Bat Cat!"
Michael now doubled over laughing. "Yes. Bruce Wayne the Bat Cat!"
The newly dubbed Bruce sat purring in his new human's lap basking in the glow of his accomplishment. He had found exactly what he was looking for.
Now here we are a year and a half later. Cat and human both have adjusted to their new lives and Bruce has trained his humans on the rules of his kingdom. These rules are simple really, but vital to any human's health and well being. I will list them here for all those wishing to visit Bruce's domain.
Rule #1. My food bowl is to be filled at all times. Failure to comply will result in dire consequences (See obnoxious meowing and clawing of flesh)
Rule #2. You are to recognize my cuteness at all times. Do not make me beg because I will (most often by rolling over and exposing my underbelly!)
Rules #3. If I should want to cuddle then you will be prepared at all times to do so. It is appropriate and normal for me to lay in my favorite spot across you chest and neck (Or across your back should you be laying on your stomach).
Rules #4. If I am awake so should you be. Should you need an alarm clock I am happy to oblige.

Rules #5. Health and Fitness are important. I run my laps around the house daily. Be advised; any interruption will result in bloodshed. (See claw in calf).
Rule #6. (This is the most important rule of all.) All empty boxes are free reign. You forfeit any and all rights to any open empty box left out in the open.
Remember these few simple rules and you will find Bruce a most hospitable host. Laurel and Michael, following these few simple rules survive relatively unharmed (although tough love is occasionally needed to remind them). Now cat and human live in symbiotic harmony. Michael and Laurel have a cuddly companion that they love, and Bruce has people to love and to feed him. Its a love that can't be beat!